Granny's Mystery Stain

Today I want to feature two works by one "artist". Looking through their portfolio I must commend her for her positive body image despite not fitting the norm of beauty as defined by modern society, however, her pride has led her to some poor artistic judgments. This work is NSFW.

The antique effect and couch go for a vintage appeal, but the Venetian blinds backdrop jars you out of the yesteryear the patina and furniture try to lead you into. Then you notice the model. When I saw "Cry Me A River" by Late-Bloomer27 I did just that.

I cannot re-title this. The "artist" has struck upon the perfect sentiment in their title. Such a beautiful couch to be thrown into a cluttered scene is travesty enough. The original can be found here.

The next piece called "For Lynda" by Late-Bloomer27 features a more attractive model but the same sepia filter. What really stands out here is that they splayed this hot milf in her teddy out on grandma's couch.

You would think they would have the decency to put the afghan that grannie crocheted away. The thought of            her bridge club coming over and suggesting remedies to get the sex stains out of it is kind of disturbing. That is why I am re-titling this "Granny's Mystery Stain". And who puts a plaid pillow on a polka dot couch? Seriously! The original can be found here.